GB Writes

This will in fact trigger Lots-Of-People. Fortunately, I don’t give a Fuck. However, to be just/fair: it’s really not meant to be “offensive”, rather a Means to force Others to truly introspect about one’s Personal-Existence. The Motive is simply to highlight the Hypocritical-Ironies of our Modern-World, not to attempt “debasing” any Specific Human-Demographic. But, if you feel offended, then self-improve.

You know your Ghetto, if or when:

1. You’re a Guy who considers the Chick that you’re with the most your “Wife” or “Wifey”…..NIGGA, if you ain’t married to her, she ain’t ya Wife & “Wifey” is not a word!!!

2. You call a Man whom you’re not married to your “Husband” or “Hubby”.

3. You think it’s cool to have Children outside of Wedlock.

4. You’ve never been married to any of the Mothers/Fathers of your Children.

5. You’re a Woman who has more than 2-Children out of wedlock, who don’t have the Same-Father.

6. You honestly don’t have any Solid/Concrete-Way to know who the Father of any of your Children are, other than a Paternity-Test (i.e. you’ve been sleeping around with so many men at the same time, that without a paternity test, you would have no way of determining who the father of any of your children are).

7. Your Rap-Sheet is longer than your Resume.

8. You’re 30-Years Old and/or older & don’t even have a Resume.

9. You can’t put anything that you’ve ever done on your Resume.

10. You have no Aspiration or Ambition to go to College.

11. You think that being a “Sponsor” is a “Flex” (for Educational-Purposes I’ll go in-depth as to the Urban/Connotative-Definition of a “Sponsor”, which is generally defined as the following: A Person [almost always a Guy by the way], who voluntarily pays for Various-Expenses like Rent, Utilities, Tuition, etc. [this also includes giving Monetary-Gifts] to Another-Person, almost always in exchange for some type of Sexual-Gratification in return from the Recipient of any and/or all of These-Things).

12. You go to a Chinese-Restaurant & order “Chicken-Wings&French Fries”.

13. The 1st-Thing that you offer someone when they come to your Home is “Kool-Aid”.

14. You consider Popeyes, KFC, Kennedy Fried, Crown Fried, etc. to be “Restaurants”.

15. You live in a Trailer-Park, but claim you’re a “Home-Owner”.

16. You mock someone who has a Regular 9-5 Job/Career, but praise Drug-Dealers whom contribute to the Destruction of Community.

17. You’d rather be a Scammer, as opposed to being someone’s Employee.

18. You purchase “Designer-Clothing”, but claim you don’t have enough to pay your Bills.

19. You’d rather rent/buy a Car, as opposed to getting your Teeth fixed.

20. You’d rather play “Call Of Duty”, as opposed to going to the Gun-Range.

21. You complain about never traveling anywhere, but have never invested in a Passport.

22. You mock Others for Begging, but have lived your Entire-Life on Public-Assistance.

Gareth Bryant